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We hear the East Coast is experiencing some balmy weather, so we're GIVING AWAY this floating ping-pong set for your upcoming pool parties!

If you want a chance at winning one of these, until noon tomorrow (Wednesday) - comment below with "I've always wanted to pee while playing ping pong!"

Full terms & conditions here: http://ow.ly/DZ8Aw

Cyber Monday, 2015: Are you ready?

We aren't, really.

It's Music Monday and Scott is here to cheer us up with a profoundly weird set of songs.

He's so worried...

We asked folks to spell our name without the use of Photoshop (Gasp! Real things!)

Awwwwwwwwww.

We're selling these weirdo things over on Sellout today (http://ow.ly/HIvDl) and we have the two in the photo to give away over here on the Facebooks!

If you want a chance at winning one of these, until midnight CT - comment below with "I'm definitely over the 40lb limit, but I DO need a new suitcase!"

Full terms & conditions here: http://ow.ly/DZ8Aw

Join the dozens of frustrated Wooters trying to grab crap on the main site today. By the time you read this you missed it.

It's a Woot-Off! But you might as well skip it ... at least half of the sales are just total crap.

While most BOCs contain utterly useless crap, some have 55 tiny plastic cats.

Full thread: http://bit.ly/1EitWdr

Does your team need to throw more?

We know you've all been waiting on tenterhooks for the latest SPIDER COURT

A crapper received one of those Freudian Play-Doh "extruders" today and wrote us a little message. Thanks ... ?

Full thread here: http://www.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=6110959

Will you be watching the Super Bowl or Spider Court next month? Either way you'll need to upgrade your A/V setup on www.sellout.woot.com
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS_HxnCN8e4

The "Big Game" may seem like a distant dream, but if you're hosting a party you'll need to get your gear together now. Unless you're planning on watching the Puppy Bowl or ... SPIDER COURT

The First Law Of Crapnetics: A crap bag at rest shall will remain at rest unless acted on by an outside cat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNk-2dqLO2o

We just posted this shirt and one of y'all (Melissa) asked if she could have one for free. The answer: No, but we can give everybody a chance by GIVING AWAY one to a random person.

Just type "Hope Melissa wins it!" in the comments below before midnight tomorrow (1/13) for a chance to win.

Full terms & conditions here: http://ow.ly/DZ8Aw

Stupid? Or Great? Or both?

We're selling these officially licensed Star Wars wall decals on Kids.Woot.com today, and one of our users pointed out that R2-D2 is reversed (or mirrored).

(1) This is probably why we ended up with it, and (2) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8