It's a long journey to Fire Mountain, my child, but we'll make it. Here, I made us a map:

1.) Follow the Black Owl. We don't know when it'll appear so we have to be ready. I packed us some water, flashlights, a compass, a bunch of granola bars, and the good luck napkin we got from Pizza Champs on your birthday last year.

2.) Trek through the Forgotten Forest. Someone made a map of it once, but they forgot it. Many have gotten lost in the forest, but if we just remember not to forget, we should be fine.

3.) Cross the Mesmerizing River. This is where we'll need each other, my child. Legend has it that if you stare into the river, you'll lose yourself and your purpose until you become part of the river. If I see you staring, I will sing the Distraction Song. If you see me staring, bite my leg.

4.) Climb Fire Mountain. The climb will be difficult, and I'm guessing there will probably be fire at some point. But I think I packed us enough water. And we've both got our purple climbing boots with the dinosaur grip traction.  

5.) I don't know what's at the top. That's for you and me to discover. But I packed the flag you made. 

You ready? I'm proud of you. Let's go. 

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