The prisoner of Capcom
Woefully underrepresented wizard powers
-ability to hide one foot at all times
-punctuality
-excessive hair growth
-wormhole creation (Oooh, no, like, literally holes for worms to live in. We can see why that might be confusing.)
-cheese invisibility
-turning cookies into postage stamps
-dolphin translation
-ability to slice sandwiches without a mess
-tooth whitening
-can cast a spell that turns hands into lobster claws
Weekly events! Classic designs! New designs! Shirts! Other Stuff! Exclamation points!
Show me the naughty!
This year we're thankful for YOU! And the double jeopardy clause.
All hail Bassanimation, who puts rival "Troutmovement" to shame
Tigers? Dolphins? Jets? BORING. We're putting the FANTASY in fantasy football. (ROUND III, yo!!!)
