Today's Woot Write-up
Kids don't understand the true meaning of these holidays. Why start now?
Buy these play sets: if you're down for some festive holiday fun!
Don't buy these play sets: if you want to teach your children the true meaning of these holidays. Only really expensive gifts will do that.
When it's cold outside, these play sets stay warm by: the friction of you repeatedly unsticking and resticking them until you get them just right.
Left to their own devices, these play sets would: mix and match pieces, just to mess with you.
Some skeptics wonder: if these will stick to a butt. NOT US. We're too mature for that. The skeptics.
