These boots weren't made for walking. They were made for BREAKING HEARTS.
These boots will probably never see actual combat. Not unless you count the emotional warfare I've been drafted into as of late, and the STOMPING ALL OVER MY HEART, LINDA!
Woot + top brands = tons of cool stuff, sold cheap. Explore these deal events now...
BUT READY FOR WHAT? Well, you'll just have to wait and see.
You can't just put on a jacket and leave your house. You've got so many other places to cover! ACCESSORIZE!
Wear them inside to make people think you're a celebrity and not just some regular weirdo who wears sunglasses inside.
Chock-full of antioxidants.
We're not steppin' to you. We just want you to buy a watch and then wear it.
Just three of the magical marshmallows you'll find in your box of Lucky Charms!
Trust fund not included.
