Golf like nobody's watching.
We've all been there. You've gotta impress the boss, or the in-laws, or the Triad members who refuse to leave your backyard. It's a tale as old as time. Relax. You've got this. Take a deep breath, slide on some shades, and be yourself. Also, consider offering your dog as collateral.
Woot + top brands = tons of cool stuff, sold cheap. Explore these deal events now...
EVERYTHING MUST GO! CRAZY DEALS! BLINKY LIGHTS! ROBOTS!
Everything sounds better when preceded by "Thunder." Except maybe "butt."
A) It's something to do in the parking lot! B) You can hide your beer under it when the cops walk past.
Like Fort Knox for your feet.
Wear this when you get stopped by a cop for speeding! He'll appreciate the irony.
The "X" is for "awesome!"
