Oh, no! That thing we had sold out! So out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a bonus sale for today. Consider it a gift to us from your wallet to all of you who were hoping for something like this. This is your chance to help us look good to our bosses get a little something for yourself, okay? Thank you You're welcome.

There are a few different types of Bissell Deep Cleaner Premiers out there. This is clearly the best one! But, just to be clear, this is what your options are.

Bissell Deep Cleaner Premier - The head of government for the state of Bissel Deep Cleaneria, a small oil platform off the coast of Cuba. He's kind of a jerk. You don't want to hang out with him.

-> -> Bissell Deep Cleaner Premier Carpet Cleaner - This is what we're selling today! It's a great way to clean your carpet and has a 2-in-1 tank that's 25% larger for less refilling! It's great! Buy one!

Bissell Deep Cleaner Premier League - This is a series of European football teams that compete to see who can clean the other's carpet the most. Also they support the pub industry indirectly.

Bissell Deep Cleaner Premier, Switzerland - The first town in Switzerland to be wholly owned by a carpet cleaning company. Sort of like Disneyland, but for carpet cleaners. E ticket rides fill up fast, so get there early!

Bissell Deep Cleaner Premiere - The annual event at which they introduce Bissell Deep Cleaner Premier carpet cleaners. It's black tie but there's champagne.

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