All hail the Divemaster.
Wear this watch: if you need someone to tell you how, when and where to dive.
Don't wear this watch: if you're a loner diver. Though, you know, you really should always dive with a buddy just to be safe.
Left to its own devices, this watch: would lord over every peewee swimming program this side of the equator.
If this were a character in a sitcom, its catchphrase would be: YOU! Outta the pool!
In 99% of uses, this watch doesn't: get pruney.
Woot + top brands = tons of cool stuff, sold cheap. Explore these deal events now...
Trust fund not included.
Because we can't get away with calling them "naughty school teacher" skirts.
Try not to step in any yellow frost.
That plus symbol is part of their brand, you know. Reports to the Ivory + Mason VP of addition.
Also good for hiding behind when you run into that guy from work you really hate.
Are you dizzy yet?
