As soft as the belly of a snuggly beach crustacean. D'awwww.
Now you can dress like a crab! Well, a fashionable crab. Okay, a fashionable autumn crab. That's going out to get a latte. On a Sunday morning. Before soccer practice.
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Woot + top brands = tons of cool stuff, sold cheap. Explore these deal events now...
KNIVES TO SEE YOU hahahahahaha THAT SURE IS SHARP HUMOR hahahahahaha
Remember to embezzle every third part. You know, just like real construction companies do.
It doesn't have a palm tree, but it does have a desktop theme featuring a palm tree.
Does NOT give you superpowers. Probably. Like, you never know 100% for sure until you try it, right?
Tigers? Dolphins? Jets? BORING. We're putting the FANTASY in fantasy football. (ROUND III, yo!!!)
Aw, man. We thought this was a Slade-themed sale.
Samsung spelled backwards is Gnusmas. Wouldn't these make great Gnusmas gifts? Stelbat Gnusmas, everyone!
An iPad for an iPad would make the whole world blindPad
It's exactly like going to the game! Except a few hundred dollars cheaper! And you can keep your drink cap.
Ninja food is the most healthy. Think about it! Have you ever seen an overweight ninja? Or any ninja at all?
If you want, please help us promote this sale by yelling "Great Cuisinart's Ghost!" around the newspaper office.
Does not actually store entire kitchens. Unless your kitchen is very very very very tiny to begin with.
This is what all the best sales are Waring this holday season.
Just to be clear, the bands are mesh. Not the functioning part inside.
A palace? Why not? After all, what was Cinderella but a refurb made good?
Mozo! Mozo! STOP! TOO MUCH ZO! LESSZO! LESSZO! Ahhh. There you are. The perfect amount of zo.
And by "athletic" we mean "let's get a pizza and some ice cream tonight."
Now you can count to ten WITHOUT taking your shoes off!
Heat! Cool! Cleanse the air! Make your own little home ecosystem! Like HAARP in your home!
The sooner we get robotic servants, the sooner we can get the robot uprising over with for good.
They're the screenyist!
Video games are on computers now!
Tora means Tiger in Japanese. Therefore Estora must mean Estiger. It's only logical.
Recreate your uncreative bathroom. No, go on. This is your bathroom's turn to shine!
These accessories will raze your gameface off (that's good)
Are you rich or famous? Well, here's a hard drive anyway.
Not the kind of speakers you want at your graduation ceremony! Although they would sound nice.
If you don't have an HVAC unit, you can maybe use these as a cool belt buckle.
Pleet-ed or plate-ed? How do YOU pronounce 'plaited" (HINT: only one way is correct)
Offers style and class. Unless you're writing about soccer, and then it'll fall down every ten minutes.
