don't be a tool

Spork you!

Use these: Before it's safe to emerge from the bunker.

Don't use these: To impress a date.

The only way to make this combo better would be: If it had a tool to help make Mother's quinoa pilaf fluffier.

This product grants its owner: Big time post-apocalyptic street cred. (Or whatever the equivalent of streets will be.)

A real Amazon review of this product states that: "[I]t seems a trifle light weight but only time will tell, the next time I have only what's in my pockets to field-strip my Sherman tank with will be the real test."

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Features

 

Launce Barber and Tom Stokes designed the patented Guppie® as part of CRKT's innovative I.D. Works® line of tools. While some think it's cute, it really is a hard-working carabiner tool with dozens of everyday uses. The adjustable wrench jaw opens to 1/2" so you can use it for all kinds of light repair and assembly jobs.

  • Easy to carry on a belt loop, D-ring, pack or rope (NOT a weight-bearing carabiner)
  • High-carbon stainless steel blade with a Razor-Sharp edge can be opened and closed with one hand
  • Removable bit carrier is also a high-intensity LED light
  • Two strong magnets hold light securely to Guppie's side
  • Stainless steel clip
  • Makes a great little money clip, too
  • Carabiner detent will open bottle caps and metal jar lids

 

Shipping Restrictions Apply

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states. However, due to local New York restrictions, we are unable to ship this product to certain Zip Codes. Please see a list of the restricted Zip Codes here.

Warranty: Lifetime CRKT

 

Specs

Shipping Restrictions Apply

 

Overall Length 5.5"
Closed Length 3.5"
Weight 4.1 oz.
Blade Length 2"
Blade Thickness 0.104"
Blade Material 2CR13
Blade HRC 51-53
Blade Finish Black Oxide
Grind Hollow
Style Drop Point
Edge Plain
Handle Material 2CR13
Lock Locking Liner
Carry System 1 Position Clip

In the box:

(1) CRKT 9070-2C Guppie and Eat'N Tool Combo Pack

 

 

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 4.227s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
markmier

Purchaser Experience

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  • 4% second woot
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  • 23% < 25 woots
  • 50% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 2% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 86% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 42% bought 1
  • 27% bought 2
  • 32% bought 3 or more

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CRKT Guppie and Eat'N Tool Combo
$12.99 Sold Out Sporting Goods
$12.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.