7 Dayz Of Giveawayz: Day 8
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Kids.Woot is celebrating breeders everywhere this week with their Baby Shower Event, and we're GIVING AWAY a BABYBJORN BabySitter Balance to one lucky Facebooker.
Kids.Woot is celebrating breeders everywhere this week with their Baby Shower Event, and we're GIVING AWAY a BABYBJORN BabySitter Balance to one lucky Facebooker.
In case you haven't noticed, it's Baby Shower Week at Kids.Woot! We're offering up all the gizmos and gadgets that new moms want for their adorable little bundles of snot, poop and spit-up. From diaper bags to sleep sacks and everything in between, you can buy it all for yourself of your favorite mom-to-be.
What you won't find in our endless array of kid wares is answers. Answers to the burning questions new moms may be too afraid to ask, or the ones no one wants to own up to because they've buried the memories deep, deep down inside.
We believe in brutal truth here at Woot, so we've gathered some of our favorite new-mom questions and asked our seasoned veterans for their honest opinions. You ready? Be sure. Because after you read these, life will never be the same. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Kiki's got a simple lesson for Wendel set to a catchy tune, the gist of which is don't gorge on putrefying remains. If it reeks, don't eat it! Or, keep calm re: carrion.
Kiki is not evolutionarily equipped to contemplate the vastness of space. But then, who is?
"No shoving, you little monsters! I'm Doris Sue, HLIC (Head Lunchlady In Charge) at the Kids.Woot Deal Cafeteria, and I run an orderly lunchroom! We're warming enough back-to-school deals under these red lights for everyone. Nobody goes hungry if Doris Sue has anything to say about it. But this buffet doesn't have any brussels sprouts, 60% beef burgers, or chocolate milk that expires tomorrow. This Deal Cafeteria is all about the back-to-school specials!
"All week long, our stainless steel pans will be heaped with everything you need to start the school year satisfied. We're talking daily main dish deals, some Woot Plus event sides - and we're serving up one steaming scoop after another, Monday through Saturday, on the Kids.Woot front page. So grab a tray, get in line, and pile up the mouth-watering school-supply bargains at the Deal Cafeteria!
"No horseplay from you, no horsemeat from us - just all the back-to-school deals you can eat or my name's not Doris Sue! But first, let me see those hands. I run a clean Deal Cafeteria here."
If you can dreamagine it, you can achieve it! Within reason, obviously.
Kiki's putting a new twist on a classic game. Where is it written someone has to be "it?"
It's Dig Dig, the fun family game that's sweeping the nation! All it takes is a patch of earth and two strong forepaws. And familiarity with the needlessly complicated scoring scheme. Let's play!
If you haven't noticed yet, all this week this thing has been going on over at Sport.Woot. We're cramming all the fitness deals we can onto the site with the promise that Woot Will (make unsubstantiated claims to) Get You Ripped in 5 Days!
Having pets is a big responsibility. Wendel's not sure Kiki fully appreciates what she's taking on.