Today's Woot Write-up
I'm never doing anything again BECAUSE I LOVE MY COUNTRY.
A recent study shows that we're actually 40% less productive when we're multitasking. This is hard and fast evidence from a pretty reputable source that, if we're ever going to show up those Commie Reds in the space race, we need to knock that crap off.
So shut off the TV when pooping. Step away from the smart phone while breeding Corgis. And for the love of all that is good and sacred to this country, please, please stop fracking and driving.
In that spirit, we present to you this HP Pavilion 15" AMD A8 Quad-Core Laptop. But not so you can use it. SO YOU CAN DESTROY IT. Sorry, HP. You can dangle your 4GB DDR3 memory for multitasking power all you want. We're not biting.
Because we're Americans. And Americans know that the best way to get things done is to do nothing at all.
