Today's Woot Write-up
Don't worry if you don't want a ladder. There are plenty of other ways you can use this thing!
Ladders are a very specific sort of product, and we understand that. But we also understand that ladders are good for SO much more than climbing up and climbing down. So much more! For example, ladders can be used for things like...
PRETENDING YOU ARE IN SPACE
Set up your Little Giant ladder and stand a few feet away. Call out ALTA ONE, ALTA ONE, THIS IS MOON COMMANDER, COME IN ALTA ONE, I AM APPROACHING THE HATCH. Then bounce slowly from leg to leg as though you are walking on the moon until you reach the ladder. Begin to climb. You're entering the landing module! Your mission is underway!
HANGING YOUR USED SHIRTS
Got a few dirty shirts you want to get off the floor? No problem! Set up your Extension Ladder and dangle the shirts over each rung. Suddenly your mess has gone vertical instead of horizontal! Amazing! PS: this also works for pants too.
PLAYING AIR GUITAR AND LEAPING LIKE YOU ARE IN A VIDEO
Please keep in mind that the Little Giant Alta One Extension Ladder was not made for leaping and does not endorse leaping unless you are a trained professional under controlled conditions with trained medical personnel standing by in case of emergency. Also, make sure you have an air guitar tech to help you tune and string properly, to avoid cutting yourself on the strings. And if it's an electric air guitar, please have a qualified electrician present. Do not operate the video camera on your own, it might slip from your hands and hit you on the foot. Always be wary. Always be wary.
