This is made of surgical-grade stainless steel, so when your surgeon leaves it inside of you, no big deal!
Wear this watch: to the movies, or a colonoscopy!
Don't wear this watch: inside of you.
Left to its own devices, this watch would: drug you, steal your kidney and leave you in a bathtub of ice.
In 99% of uses, this watch: isn't able to produce a valid medical license.
The only way to make this watch better would be: if it did free boob jobs.
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That plus symbol is part of their brand, you know. Reports to the Ivory + Mason VP of addition.
Also good for hiding behind when you run into that guy from work you really hate.
Are you dizzy yet?
This is what happens when Father Time eats bad Chinese.
Not as unique as pemstone gendants, but they'll do in a pinch.
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