Today's Woot Write-up
Allow me to clear my throat.
Tips and Guidelines: FOR YOUR SAFETY
-Beware carbon freezing! Just in general, really.
-In the event of central air shaft malfunction: Vibrate, panic, and prepare for epiphany.
-[COMPANY] cannot be held responsible for blizzard conditions. If you are chilly, one deceased tauntaun is permitted.
-Friendship leaves you vulnerable. [COMPANY] urges you to refrain from personal relationships.
-Unattended androids will be scrapped for parts.
-Submit all ideas, big or small. Size matters not.
-Have fun!
