Today's Woot Write-up
Do you have a floor? Get a Dyson.
Do you have more than one floor? Get a Dyson.
Do you have more than one domicile? Get a Dyson.
Do you already have a Dyson? Get another Dyson.
Do you have a horrible rash? Get a Dyson then see a doctor.
Are you hungry? Get a Dyson and eat it.
Do you involuntarily jump through time? Get a Dyson then get a Dyson.
Can't stop thinking dirty thoughts? Get a mind Dyson.
Can't think any dirty thoughts? Get a refurbished Dyson and empty it into your brain.
Done with questions? Get a Dyson.
