Today's Woot Write-up
GOT MILF?
Sure, some people might object to a word like “cougar,” but why? Why should it make you feel skeevy and gross? It’s about maturity and strength and, according to the label, the word “cocksure.”
If it helps, think of this wine as your mother. Imagine your mother is “a lust puss offering ripe fleshy peach flavors.” Imagine her “fondling you with light sparkling strokes” as she sees you off to elementary school with your little brown bag of lunch. Imagine her teaching you the “meaning of lusciousness” as she changes your diapers. Why should it be weird? Clearly it’s a great word and your mommy loves you.
