You don't always choose the name. Sometimes the name chooses you.
"Hey Steve, how's it going?"
Actually, I'm going by Bobby Jamaica now.
"Uh, no you're not."
Well, then how about Louie Grenada?
"No."
Joey Honduras?
"Nuh uh."
Huey Aruba?
"Nope."
Billy Panama! Johnny Dominica! TIMMY BELIZE!
:::disembodied spirit voice::: Tommmmy Bahaaaama.
That's it!
"What's it?"
Huh? Oh. Nothing. :::scurries away:::
Woot + top brands = tons of cool stuff, sold cheap. Explore these deal events now...
Pandas have enough stuff, so back off Bao Bao.
Don't be fooled by their smiles. They'll rob you blind.
You FILA me, Brah?
I can see your Halo Halo Halo. You should probably put it away.
The next big thing in the DC/Marvel movie universe.
Don't YOU want to be like THESE PEOPLE?
A lot more reliable than the magical watches we were going to sell.
