Today's Woot Write-up
The Samsung Home Theater System may be a little too entertaining.
PERSON: Hello?
STRANGER 1: Hi, we're here for the movie.
STRANGER 2: Hi.
PERSON: What?
STRANGER 1: The movie in your home theater.
STRANGER 2: We're super excited.
PERSON: But...this is my home.
STRANGER 1: And that's why it's so exciting.
STRANGER 2: Can we just come in, it's cold outside.
STRANGER 1 & 2 enter
STRANGER 1: Hey, nice painting. Is that art?
STRANGER 2: Do you have anything to drink?
PERSON: Uh, water.
STRANGER 2: Any Fresca?
STRANGER 1: Found the theater! Oh wow, your sofa is sooooo comfy. Oops, just sat on your cat.
STRANGER 2: So Fresca?
​PERSON: No, no Fresca. Please don't touch my bowling trophies.
STRANGER 1: These are for bowling? Then why is the little gold guy...oh he's BOWLING.
STRANGER 2: By the way, we invited some-
Five more STRANGERS burst in
STRANGER 3: HEY WHASSUP, WHERE'S THE FRESCA?
STRANGER 4, 5 & 6: FRESCA, FRESCA, FRESCA.
STRANGER 7: What's with all the golf trophies?
PERSON: Everyone please stop!
Everyone stops
PERSON: This is just so...
STRANGER 1: I know, I feel it too.
STRANGER 2: But this is a theater, right?
STRANGER 3: ENOUGH TALK. MOVIE TIME.
STRANGER 4, 5 & 6: MOVIE. MOVIE. MOVIE.
STRANGER 7: What are we watching anyway?
PERSON: A documentary about feral mice.
Prolonged silence
STRANGER 3: SOUNDS LIKE A LAUGH RIOT.
STRANGER 4, 5 & 6: FERAL. FERAL. FERAL.
STRANGER 2: What's this?
STRANGER 2 finds a hidden door with multiple cases of Fresca behind it
PERSON: Aw drat.
