Today's Woot Write-up
2nd Place in Derby #377: $25K Cup Round III: Art Styles, with 185 votes!
“Hey, is that a new clock? I don’t remember seeing that last time I was over here.”
“Yeah, it was a gift from a traveling crone.”
“I see. Does it chime?”
"No weird thing.”
“What?”
“I mean, uh … we should leave before it strikes six.”
“Why? What happens at 6:00?”
“No weird thing.”
“You just said that. I’m starting to question your sincerity. Why don’t you tell me what’s up with your weird clock?”
“It doesn’t punch a hole in time and space, I can tell you that!”
“Wait - “
“Nor does it occasionally eat pets!”
“Is that why Captain Mittens hasn’t come out to greet me?? WHAT IS WITH THIS CLOCK? I’m scared.”
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“Hey, is that a new clock? I don’t remember seeing that last time I was over here.”
