If it ain't broke ... break it!

"Honey, have you noticed some strange things happening around the house lately?"

What do you mean?

"Well, like last night when I grabbed the door knob, it came off in my hand. And when I sat down on the toilet seat, it slipped right off and KERSPLASH!"

HAHA! I was wondering what that noise was.

"It's not funny. I feel like everything I touch is falling apart. Am I cracking up?"

No, dear. You're not cracking up. I think maybe your son has been tinkering around with his new work bench. I'll talk to him about it.

"No, don't! Two can play at this game. I'm going to go loosen all the screws on his bike. I can't wait to see the look on his face when it falls apart piece by piece and he's left holding the handle bars."

That's a little extreme, don't you think?

"I just saw him under the hood of your car. You tell me."

Do what you must.

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