Today's Woot Write-up
Finding that perfect set is never easy.
Alright, "people." Listen up. This is how it's going to work. In each round, you get two minutes. Then you switch. If you like each other, exchange numbers ... then move on! OK, here we go. Good luck.
"Well hello there!"
Hi.
"As you can see, I'm a pendant. My friends call me Lisa, not sure why. I enjoy long walks on the beach around the neck of someone pretty. I don't have any huggies, but I hope to one day. I've also been known to put a kink in a few chains every now and then if you know what I mean. Rawr. Tee hee hee. Sometimes when I'm feeling really shiny, I'll ..."
Tell me about your ...
"I'm sorry. Did you just interrupt me? NEVER INTERRUPT ME."
BUZZ
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"Sup. So here's what you need to know: Silvia. Sterling silver, obvs. Rhodium plating. Post and nut closure. Don't eat meat, except for beef. Super into Tai Chi and active combat tactical maneuvers. You?"
Um ...
BUZZ
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"Hi."
...
"Um. I said hello."
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"Are you seriously just going to sit there and move your eyebrows up and down like that?"
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BUZZ
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"Let's just cut to the chase, OK pally? I'm single. I'm made in India. I'm looking for only genuine white diamonds. So if you're younger than 1 billion years old, I'm not interested. Ya dig?"
No.
"NEXT."
BUZZ
