More pressure than the job of a Network TV Executive.

What's coming up this year on the Black Max network? Why, only the best television you've ever seen!

MON: PRESSURE MOSHERS - Two old friends get zapped back in time to the early 1990s. Now they have to relive high school all over again! But they also have to get a summer job spraying off driveways and patios. Will these grunge-rock buds be able to fit in back in the past?

TUES: PLEASURE WASHERS - When a divorcee meets a rich Seattle native, she begins a journey into a strange world of tips and turbo nozzles. Gas? Electric? These are the decisions she now must make. Will she lose herself in the arms of a beautiful lover, or will she learn the path that leads to her hand on the reigns?

WED: LESSOR WASHERS - An all-new reality show in which the party of the second part plays against the party of the third part to win a nicely cleaned driveway! Who will dominate the bonus round?

THURS: LIL' WASHERS - The clubhouse gang explodes into the animated world! Join Snufflz, Byron, Lord Kosmo and Dorblefu as they learn a few things about life, loyalty, friendship and cleaning. Hosted by Jackie Tummis, the original Dorblefu from the 1920s movie serial!

FRI: PRESSURE, WA? SURE! Two Los Angeles teens move to the surreal woods of Washington State to discover what it is everyone loves about water pressure. The answer may surprise you!

It's a great September on the Black Max network! We're cleaning it up, together!

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