Today's Woot Write-up
It's either this or you address any potential personality defects. And that's a lot of work!
Use this: To pump up your biceps.
Don't use this: To pump up your tires.
The contagious disease named after this product is called: Epstein-Barr.
The only way to make this better would be: Root Beer.
When irradiated, this product will bite you, giving you the power of: Irony.