SCENE: Two men sitting in a 1976 Lincoln Continental
"Bob."
"Mmm?"
"BOB."
"Wha?"
"Wake up, man."
"I'm awake. What."
"We got one."
"...Really?"
"Yes! A bona fide laser!"
"My god. We're gonna be rich."
NARRATOR: And so, Rich and Bob used their Escort to detect a laser. The end. Great, let's cut it there. I'm going on break.
NARRATOR exits the studio. He walks off the lot and into the sunset. Then he is killed by a laser. The Escort logo appears on the sun.
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The hottub of iPhone cases
Put your speakers outside so they can do their business
Electronics so random that cupcake elevator penguin rap school
Quick, I need 57 batteries to power something and it's none of your business
It's like a bank run by gorillas. UPDATE: It's exactly like that.
A camera without accessories is like a knight without armor
Do you have a car? Can I borrow it? I'm a terrible driver. And person.
Rugged meaning "hard to break", not rugged meaning "wow, why did I put this in my ear?"
Only plays Genevois music (and some Slayer).
GabbaGabbaGabba...... GabbaGabbaGabba...... GabbaGabba--Hello?
