Today's Woot Write-up
3rd Place in Derby #375: 10k Cup, Round I: Halloween, with 203 votes!
Pandas are the new hamburger.
Pizza is the new car.
Gregorian is the new Julian.
Sarcasm is the new sincerity.
Hats are the new religion.
Robots are the new pirates.
Socks are the new foreplay.
Gravy is the new lettuce.
Nihilism is the new whatever.
Letters are the new geometry.
Lunch is the new long-distance relationship.
Marshmallows are the new vegetables.
Fingers are the new butts.
Pumpkin is the new heroin.
Lists are the new writeup.
