@hoverbird ordered the wrong size monocle and it keeps falling in your mimosa? #worst

Updated the Node bindings in my language detector (github.com/mzsanford/cld) from node 0.6 to node 0.10 at last.

Day turned out pretty good in Queen Anne: pic.twitter.com/GZXMmZ0m02

@delbius uh … I meant … uh. Crap. #backpedal #backpedal #backpedal

@delbius I need to see that How It’s Made. Dry narration could not unmoisten her cookies.

@delbius pic.twitter.com/ZmQgt2QHfV

@mattgambo Mondays & all of January. As you do.

@mattgambo hell yes. In my phone contacts. Protip: Call ahead & skip the line.

@sm @niw 🐱!

@iano “Home Alone“. Ignore @tylr’s upcoming reply suggesting ”Home Alone 2″.

@DanaDanger what the actual fuck. Posh bastards.

@DanaDanger published in the uk pre-1950?

@DanaDanger does it contain “arse”?

@ruth *shakes fist*

@mrtall @sean @rael wow. That takes me back.

@ruth you missed it.

We're at now, now: xkcd.com/now

@iano (hangover ? Yes : maybe)

@DanaDanger next they’ll submit .vimrc files & you’ll learn @iano maps : to ESC. This says things about him.

@tylr I thought you deleted that app. ಠ_ಠ