Shake what your momma gave you. We'll make sure it all stays in place.

I read something recently where some uppity fashion critic was slamming women for wearing yoga pants out and about instead of just on the mat or at the gym. Well I'm here to tell you, ladies. You wear those yoga pants whenever you want!

There's no need to get all gussied up when you're running out to the store, or getting on a plane, or even just sitting on the couch. You look beautiful no matter what. No, no. I really mean that.

The other great thing about these yoga pants is that they work for just about anyone. Tall. Short. Thick. Thin. It don't matter. If you feel like you need a little more coverage, just pair them with a cute little tunic or something. But by all means, don't do that on MY account! Haha. Ha ha ha. HAHAHAHAHA. Heh ...

Oh whoops! I just dropped my pencil. Silly me. Would you … would you mind picking that up for me? No? That's cool. That's cool.

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