Today's Woot Write-up
2nd Place in Derby #373: Heavy Metal, with 135 votes!
Lesser known subcategories of metal music:
- Metal Lite: very pleasant, low volume
- Sharp Metal: metal albums burned onto buzzsaw blades
- Gold Metal: only winners can hear it
- Metalling Kids: for kids who solve mysteries and thwart villains
- Wafflecore Metal: for waffle lovers
- Labyrinth Metal: for minotaurs
- Boat Metal: for boats
- Meta-Metal: for metal
- Mattel: makers of Hot Wheels