Today's Woot Write-up
Rock stars used to have to play an instrument. Now all they need is a pair of cool sunglasses.
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"Hey man, what's going on?"
Oh, just trying on all these Ray-Bans. What do you think of these?
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"They look good. So … what's with the alternately excited then disappointed throng of young girls outside the window right now?"
Not for sure, but I think they think I'm some kind of rock star or something when I put these on. Check it out.
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"Now watch. I'll take them off."
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I wonder if that'll work for me. Let's see. Hand me those, will ya?
"Sure. Here ya go."
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Huh. Nothing. Maybe if I try another style. Hand me those.
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No? Really? I don't get it. How about those?
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WHAT THE HECK, Man?
"I dunno. Maybe they just got tired of screaming and they're taking a break or something."
That's probably it. Ah well. Guess you can have these back now. Catch ya later.
"See ya!"
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