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@Yammer Any news on whether Yammer is affected by #heartbleed, or whether it's been patched?

This idea is a great April Fools. Very clever SwiftKey! Can you make a bookmarklet to make this work anywhere? #flowhard

Had a pretty all 'round ace time presenting on how we're working on Enterprise Search yesterday at Google! #atmosphere14

I have decided to become the voice of modern feminism. Just think people might take it more seriously if they hear it from a bloke.

@BlinkBundle Hey, so it's a compo to win a copy of that there new South Park game - http://www.blinkbundle.com/giveaways/ 

@drnelk Not really - it'd would be a pretty high number, since I run my primary email off it, even if I don't use the hosting much.

Either @thrustvps billing email got hacked, or they sent the phishiest email ever. Send my personal details to a Yahoo address? No thanks!

alias such=git alias very=git alias wow='git status' $ wow $ such commit $ very push

10-year-old has a joke book, a Whoopee cushion & an FX machine that does applause. The front room sounds like an episode of Mrs Brown's Boys

Joyous Saturnalia everybody! Only 3 months or so till Jesus' birthday! #merryxmas

Uh oh, Facebook barfed: "No posts to show", indeed.

@phildrip yep, though did that a couple of months ago when my contract renewed

@phildrip Also, can confirm I'm getting 4G at home too, excellent! Cheers @EE!

@phildrip Plus their coverage checker is unlikely to be updated to the minute, and definitely not until it's confirmed, give it some time!

@phildrip I was 4G at work and in some places in town today, seems kinda patchy though - I'm guessing they're still working on it!

Apparently EE have enabled 4G in Cambridge! Cool!

@UplayUbisoft Is UPlay taking a hammering at the moment with AC4's release? Downloading at 0 to 3.4KB/s at the moment :(

@maliseangie To the DeLorean!

ON THIS DAY: 1982 Avrin Drake farted into a megaphone ,coughed, hiccuped,licked his lips farted again and Dub Step was born