The Great Etch Bake-Off
Over the past few weeks I’ve had everyone in the office taking part in a Mary Berry style ‘bake-off’ challenge. Splitting the team into groups, each individual was then given their own designated bake day, which was always a Sunday, and a presentation day…the following Monday.
The competitive streak in certain team members was apparent very early in proceedings, what started as a little Monday morning fun soon became a monster. The ingenuity and enthusiasm of a #Hacksoton hack day soon found its way into the kitchen…and the rest as they say, is history.
The big question was, did we have a secret Paul Hollywood or a Mary Berry in the office?
Week 1
Week one started with a bang. This early on it became quite evident how the ‘friendly’ in-house contest was going to go. Tom and Emma played a trump card from the start, Emma with a great ‘Pigs N Mud’ creation and Tom with an Iron Man mask, accompanied with flash eyes. Richard went for a more traditional approach with a classic jam sponge, and for someone who doesn’t bake that often…if at all, definitely deserved an ‘A’ for effort.
All cakes were judged by everyone else who was taking part in the bake-off, scores placed out of ten for both taste and appearance. Then with some calculating here and there, depending on how many people were present judging, a final percentage score was then allocated to each baker.
…after the dust (icing sugar) had settled Tom and his Iron Man mask emerged victorious after a very close fought battle with Emma. Off the back of this victory Tom moved on to the final and definitely set the bar high for the other bakers to follow.
Week 2
After the ‘tour de force’ of week one, the number of bakers for week two was on the low side. With only two people entering this week, due to holidays and other external forces, it was either Karl’s or Shelly’s for the taking.
First up was Shelly and her inventive ‘Pan-Cake’, from the outside just a mild-mannered pile of pancakes with a delicious topping. The nice surprise coming when you cut into the cake to reveal a tasty sponge hidden within the pancake disguise.
Karl’s counter to this Shelley’s creation was a very tasty almond slice. He was going for full-on flavour with an array of toasted almonds, tasty sponge and oodles of crystallised sugar.
…yet another close week with Karl just edging the victory and moving on to join Tom in the final.
Week 3
Weeks one and two had kicked the ‘Etch Bake-Off’ into high gear, with bakers trying new things and definitely stepping out of their comfort zone to participate in some fun in the office. Week three would be no exception with Adam pushing the realms of cooking alchemy to new heights. His cavity creating masterpiece had the office buzzing from a sugar-high for the rest of the day. This was followed by Caroline’s take on the classic ice cream and flake via tasty vanilla cupcakes presented on a two-tier cake stand.
Gary’s offering was a unique swirled lemon biscuit, which along with Adam’s entry came up for some tough criticism this week…nothing like wannabe food critics ;-)
However, sugary goodness aside, it was Kamila who stole this round with a fantastic cinnamon apple pie with almonds and some very impressive pastry lattice work on the top. With competition judges becoming unmerciful in their critique this week, Kamila stilled pulled out a finishing score of 81.92%, the highest of the competition so far.
Week 4
This was the week I was dreading, my turn to put what baking knowledge I had…none, into some sort of creation to present to the rest of the team. Not only did I have next to no baking skill, I was in the same group as the mighty Phil Dye. The man who had already shown his hand by turning out a perfectly decorated Rapunzal themed birthday cake for his daughter several weeks prior to us thinking about this little in-house endeavor.
That morning I parked my my Ford C-Max in the car park two cars away from an Aston Martin DB9, walking past it into the office I gave a little internal sigh. That feeling of inadequacy came flooding back when I saw Phil’s bake for the day, a stunning Etch ‘A’ Sketch shaped cake with a carefully crafted Etch logo on the screen. My bake was a little fusion number I called Rocky Mars Cake, the classic mars cake combined with rocky-road, however it was no Aston Martin.
Simon came in with a great tasting lemon drizzle cake, full of sugary lemon goodness. Although it was Kazi’s savoury vegetable rolls that got the office talking. After three weeks of being bombarded with sugar-coma inducing cakes on a Monday morning, these savoury treats were a welcome change.
As the initial scores started to come in Kazi went into an early lead, but as final totals were added up Phil had sealed his place in the final with a score of 79.23%.
Week 5
Originally this would have been the week of the big final. However, as there were several people who for one reason or another couldn’t enter on their allocated day, we took the collective decision to offer a 5th week.. At the end of the day who’s going to not want another week of cakes?
So this week once again saw great flavour, great design and some hidden skills…
Lilian came in all guns blazing with her ‘Stake Cake’. No, thats not a cake made out of beef, rather a sponge and butter icing creation shaped and decorated like a juicy steak. This trend for impressive decorating was carried on with Michael’s bake, a impressive choclate sponge that demonstrated some top-notch piping skills…so good questions where being asked in hushed whispers. Only Michael knows the truth, and no amount of interrogation will get him to confess.
The sleeper in this round came from Maria, who presented a tasty lemon cake. In the kitchen next to the other two cakes, both showing some creative flair, Maria’s cake looked a little plain and initial thoughts were pointing towards the other creative gems on display.
However, this was another very close round with Michael scoring a massive 79.29%, but it was Maria’s sleeper cake with its lemony goodness that snatched victory away from Michael with a very respectable 80.36%, the second highest score throughout the contest so far.
In Closing…
As I write this its the Friday before the big final, Monday 7th April is the ‘bake-off’ judgement day. There has been secret discussions, game plans drawn up, strategy talks, obscure deliveries and rumors a plenty. Only time will tell…
…who will be the first Etch Bake-Off champion?
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