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Why are we not cuddling right now?
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I wish I could forget.
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It doesn't matter how beautiful you are if you have a shitty personality. That just ruins it.
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You're a stage 5 clinger
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I feel like after you break up and start dating someone new, you can't say anything about your ex dating someone new.
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Sometimes I don't even want to do things I just want to see if I can.
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I obviously have something you dont. So sorry.
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Youre seriously pathetic. GET OVER IT.
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When someone hates you, its probably not you at all. Its their own insecurities and jealousy.
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Jealousy is what makes a bitch talk.
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I want a boyfriend but I want to be able to do what I want.
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Guys: If a girl gives you her number while she's drunk, make sure she wants you to have it when she's sober before you text her.
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".....and then they lived happily ever after." The first time I heard that I laughed for so long I forgot to feed my cats.
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I broke up with my Gym. We just werent working out.
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remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never drink or have sex or do drugs
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you know you're a 90s kid when you look at your birth certificate and it says 1990-99
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congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a movie you win: nothing
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When a guy opens his mouth, stupid comes out.
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Vodka obviously doesnt know how to spell. That last text was supposed to say "Fuck you." not "I love you."
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Someone asked me why I use the "F" bomb so much. What the fuck is a "F" bomb?
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