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Squidward likes art, so Patrick and I made him a finger paint mural! We put it on his bedroom wall so he can enjoy it every day.
139 retweets 323 favoritesMy spongy brain is saturated with ideas! I’d better wring it out into a notebook.
222 retweets 363 favoritesI don’t think it was a good idea to do this graveyard shift at the graveyard. It’s been dead here all night!
231 retweets 419 favoritesWhen Sandy goes over the moon with excitement, she means that literally! You would too if you had your own rocket.
121 retweets 269 favoritesI can’t interrupt Patrick now! This is his stare-blankly-at-the-wall-for-three hours time.
203 retweets 370 favoritesTrue, this broken ukulele is unplayable now. But it seems like a shame to just throw it away. I’ll put it with the other broken ukuleles.
167 retweets 334 favoritesToday I learned that students have been failing Boating Exams for centuries. Thanks, The History of Boating! I don’t feel so alone now.
161 retweets 338 favoritesSome are hopeless romantics, but I’m the hopeful kind.
445 retweets 543 favoritesSome kids think clowns are scary, but I’ll prove them wrong with my own clown act! All I have to do is master juggling these chainsaws.
187 retweets 331 favoritesIf making Krabby Patties is a crime, then call me an outlaw … a sandwich outlaw.
297 retweets 418 favoritesIf I ever get replaced by a robot, please be nice to it. It might be programmed to have feelings!
246 retweets 405 favoritesMrs. Puff thinks I should find another teacher, but I won’t give up on her. Even if it means another 4,087 tries at that boating exam!
221 retweets 413 favoritesUh-oh, I ran out of snail food! Stop looking at me like that, Gary. GARY I AM NOT YOUR DINNER!
325 retweets 517 favoritesPeople say the Chum Bucket is bad, but I disagree. It’s not bad, just don’t eat the food and you’ll have a fine time there.
343 retweets 481 favoritesSquidward put a tip jar by the cash register. I can’t wait to fill it with good advice!
306 retweets 572 favoritesWith a Krabby Patty in my belly, I can do just about anything. That’s why Mr. Krabs calls me a “Sandwich Achiever.”
212 retweets 314 favoritesWant to know a secret? Me too! Let’s find one out.
290 retweets 403 favoritesI don’t need to be a millionaire to be happy. I’d be thrilled just to be a thousandaire.
525 retweets 649 favoritesWhere does a sandwich sleep? On a bed of lettuce! I can’t decide if that joke makes me feel hungry or tired.
309 retweets 377 favoritesGiant Killer Robots aren’t bad – they’re just programmed that way. Let’s reprogram them into Giant Hugger Robots!
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