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To the motorcyclist who just blocked the intersection so cars would stop nearly hitting the limping old woman crossing, you're amazing.
Or you can just go with the non-violent, written version... (it's called wit) pic.twitter.com/pmpt0fCtpK
Please tell me that releasing a book of your selfies is not the future generations' version of an autobiography...
So @FaceOffSyfy Ancient Aliens episode was AWESOME. Also, my inner child wants all of @cigneutron's badass creature hats.
No, iTunes reviewer, neither I Am Legend alternate version is how the written story ended. Or started. Or really was at all.
I was 1 year old :) RT @benhammond937 I saw your tiny baby hand at Disney today! pic.twitter.com/BZC8lTgtL3
Btw anyone know how to teach a dog to swear, wear leather and hold a bazooka? Planning my Halloween...… http://instagram.com/p/rVZDFcNqfl/
I stand corrected. A tree with a 5 word vocabulary. And very expressive puppy dog eyes... @Guardians @Marvel @JamesGunn
Congratulations @Marvel & @JamesGunn, you just got a grown ass woman to nearly cry over an angry raccoon & a tree with a 4 word vocabulary.
Haha, second to suggest Doreen! I do love rodents... RT @MirbyStudios @Marvel Obviously you need to be Squirrel Girl.
She'd be a better fit, though perhaps a great Pakistani actress should play her :) RT @plsburydoughboy @Marvel What about new Ms Marvel :D
DEFINITELY don't have the rack or blondness to pull that one off... RT @NoWayRyanTatum @Marvel Did someone say Ms. Marvel??
Blond sorority girl-looking Dazzler, or short haired punk dazzler? RT @AlexHadeed @MochineGun @Marvel How about Dazzler? You'd be perfect.
I'd be down for Psylocke, though thong unitard or no thong unitard? RT @Level10Cook @Marvel Motherfucking Psylocke. Anyone?
I'd rather be X23 or Domino RT @MochineGun can @Marvel cast @zeldawilliams in something, please? maybe as Carol Danvers? or Jessica Drew?
I can assure you, it doesn't... 't @TheGregHerman I'm seriously about to give myself a root canal..... It would actually improve my Monday!
The only thing making my shitty monday full of dental work better is back to back episodes of Wipeout.
I've officially watched most of the incoming pilots for this season, and so far I'm on the fence. It's a mixed year, quality-wise...
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