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Buttigieg campaign introduces contest for lowest donation

Remembering when Lis Smith worked on the Cuomo campaign, and they got some staffer's roommate to donate ~a dollar 69 times to lower Cuomo's average donations.

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Pete Buttigieg’s presidential campaign announced a new contest to drum up fundraising: who can give the Democratic candidate the lowest contribution. In a email to supporters Tuesda…

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Wishing everyone a very Happy Holiday season!

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some of you MFs actually retweeting your own Prince Phillip’s corpse post from earlier today.

Only one tape for Christmas Eve

it’s funny that people think F-35s could take out Santa, especially at night. twitter.com/bolton69420/st

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Why do you all insist on showing me Prince Phillip’s corpse in a car over and over again??!1!

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watching The Phantom Penace for some reason.

call JG BALLARD, 877 CRASH NOW

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all purchased by cops to burn on cute tiktok videos i’m sure

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NESSA

@nessnitty

Dec 23, 2019

Nike Colin Kaepernick shoe: Latest Nike Air Force 1 sneaker sells out in minutes - CBS News cbsnews.com/news/nike-coli

My downstairs neighbor is moving out next week, and planning on abandoning her cat when she does. He's less than a year old and friendly. If you know anyone in the Los Angeles area who is looking to adopt a cat, let me know!

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Ahhh just waking up on Christmas eve morning. i wonder what upbeat things are trending on twitter dot com...

all three in one pic

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Marc

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The last 3 celeb photos in your camera roll are your ghost of Christmas past present and future

@motrin@mastodon.social, @tylenol on cohost

need to see who else he tagged besides Downtown Josh Brown lmao

great promoted tweet you fuckin dork

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@TheAmitie

Apr 23, 2018

under communism, everyone will be drawn a beautiful anime wife of their own

florally delicious

what the fuck is that canada dry ginger ale guy supposed to be?

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I have a path leading directly into my bedroom for you, Mr. Sanders 😍🥰🥰

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does skip live in the groverhaus

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I'm never gonna get over the medieval cannibal baby theological debates. Sometimes, in quiet moments, I imagine monks having full on brawls in the cloisters about it. It haunts me.

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it’s neo-neo-colonialism now for these vile scavengers. bloomberg.com/news/articles/

$7.6 million tits

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Andrew @ Don’t Walk, RUN!

@DontWalkRUN

Dec 22, 2019

"Cats" is officially a MEGABOMB. It's only going to make $7.6 million tits first weekend and has a C+ rating on CinemaScore audience exit polls (which is BAD). This was a huge release, too. It's currently in 3,380 theaters... but is only bringing in $775 per screen. Ouch.

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