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  1. At least 2 dozen people sent this pic to us today. Yes, and I bought a restaurant. Please come by.

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  2. Ran to the end of the canal and back today. Nothin but a buncha shit green moss covered carp and…

  3. Jealousy and hate is almost always an indicator that you need to look at yourself and fix your own life problems.

  4. Can't believe how dominant the Seahawks are. Can't believe Edward Norton is doing Droid commercials.

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