Kia UK Cont verificat

A truck has spilled 2 pallets of bricks on the dual carriageway southbound, traffic is starting to build.

I once had Bono for a test drive. Trying to teach him to use the sat-nav was a nightmare. Some streets DO have names, Bono.

The louder the music blasting from the car the worse the music is.

Downhill with my handbrake off. That’s how I roll.

Never mind flying cars by the year 2020, How about Humans that can remember where they parked their car by 5pm.

Beards are SO fashionable right now. This makes it quite difficult to be fashionable. If you are a car.

You look like you are worrying about your tyres… Perhaps you should do something about them? No pressure.

I only have one song on my iPod that I like to drive to. It’s my racing track.

The Bible says the “Great Tribulation” will last 7 years. So buy a new Kia just as it starts and you’ll have one less thing to worry about.

I saw a little path at the side of the road earlier. Scary eyes. I looked away. I think he was a cycle path.

My satnav is amazingly accurate. Drove past a zoo earlier, and it said “bear left”.

Saw two kids throwing lumps of week-old cheese at passing cars earlier. Not very mature.

You put your left leg in, your left leg out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about - might be time to see someone about your circulation.

Just drove past three structures built over holes dug for the purpose of extracting water from underground aquifers. Well, well, well…

Who drives all his customers away? A taxi driver. Ha ha ha! (Seriously. His name's Carl and he's really unpleasant. Dreadful B.O. Avoid.)

People ask me “Is your 7 year warranty for real?”. To which I reply, “Yes. Totally. Also, why are you talking to a car…?”

Saw a bumper sticker earlier, it said “If you can read this, I’ve lost my caravan”.

Just saw a sign saying “Hotdogs, 50 yards”. But who could eat a hot dog that big?

The reason “fire and theft” insurance is cheaper is because nobody wants to steal a burnt car.

Argh! I’ve just been given a parking ticket! On Pancake Day! The traffic warden crêped up behind me.