@kesgardner No, no, no, silly... Communist Cuba torturing people is progressive, not atrocious like the CIA doing it. #tcot

BHO doesn't want to be known for issuing the most executive orders, so he's set a record for "executive actions" and "memorandums." Slick.

Starve millions? Silence. Interfere with an American movie? Outrage. #journalism

Rogen And Franco Get Round-The-Clock Bodyguards After North Korea Terror Threat http://is.gd/2fntI8  #SonyHack #TheInterview #tcot #p2

Jimmy Carter is dancing. Obama negotiates worse than I do.

Silly Simpleton! My Bad, I Forgot #Libtards Don't Even Know What The Amendments Are! @800TrollFree So Pathetic! @OnTheFallLine #tcot #tgdn

It's #racist to ask me to reach up high. It's like I'm back on my men's high school basketball team! -mao #tlot #tcot #lnyhbt #teaparty

Hey, @FLOTUS? Thanks for being helpful. I'm 5'1". I ask tall people for help all the time. #ShortLivesMatter cc: @michellemalkin

B Tilly Your Ignorance Of Reality & The Real World Is Hilarious! @800TrollFree @OnTheFallLine #freedomofspeech #terrorism #TheInterview

President Obama, in honor of his father, will normalize US relations with communist Cuba. Think of Cuba as just another blue state.

As promised, the Bo Bergdahl final report is coming right up. Joe Biden is typing it as fast as he can, using both fingers.

What did America finally get in return for normalizing relations with Cuba? A new tropical vacation spot for the first family.

Federal judge rules parts of #immigration are unconstitutional is a scathing rebuke of Emperor Obama's policy. #Hannity

#Cuba is led by brutal regime who tortures political prisoners, commits espionage against U.S. and hates democracy. #Hannity