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Aired only once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which it was written and effectively banned and never aired again.
I wonder why.
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Did Republicans just spend months trying to scare voters about inflation and out of control crime only to gain power so that they could focus on what they really care about, #HunterBidensLaptop ?
Of course they did.
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Did you know that Home Depot founder Bernie Marcus’s nonprofit ‘Job Creators Network’ is the Texas group behind stopping Biden’s Student Debt Cancellation Bill?
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"Pennsylvania could release a third of its inmates without compromising public safety," speaking only of non-violent offenders. That isn't "release murderers into our playgrounds". Just drink the punch already.
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BREAKING: Herschel Walker names Texas home as his primary residence on his tax forms to get a tax break, per new CNN story.
Legally, Walker lives in Dallas — not Georgia.
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Ok Twitter - do your thing - this woman needs to learn a lesson - the hard way!
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In Washington, DC: A white woman repeatedly calls her Uber driver a “nigger” and a “slave” after he tells her to get out of his face
“I employ you. I’m your boss.”
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NOW: The mother of a teen victim of the Parkland shooting has just DEFEATED the school board chair hand-picked by Gov. Ron DeSantis and will now chair the school board.
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If only someone had warned them
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👏👏👏👏 sniffing out hypocrisy every time…..the right has no problem having a supreme court judge who was the only NO vote to investigate J6. Wonder if it was because his lovely missus was part of the J6 conspiracy, surely not?
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For $100 I will FaceTime you in scrubs on Thanksgiving and pretend to be your boyfriend that couldn’t make it because he had to work in the hospital
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We predict that when the damage assessment is complete, sometime in the future, Trump’s espionage will prove to be the most catastrophic breach of national security in American history. And we will discover he has been passing secrets to Russians and Saudis from day 1.
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The dude who took down the Colorado shooter owns a brewery.
His wife is the brewmaster.
They have merch: atrevidabeerco.com/product-page/d
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This might be still one of my fave moments on Twitter.
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NYC, the place where the customer ISN’T always right, and we make sure you are aware of that!!
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The t-rex wearing a Christmas jumper at the Natural History Museum is a wonderful thing
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No Maga,
Vaccines are not “tools to control the population,”
But here are some:
-mass gun violence
-restricting access to education/opportunity: forced poverty (often utilized for military recruitment)
-forced birth
-more churches than schools
-rage and fear-based “news.”
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Riley Williams was accused of stealing Pelosi’s laptop. She wasn’t convicted of the laptop, but 6 other charges. After a warrant was served, her father 55-year-old Rickey Williams was charged with felony child pornography. Riley has been remanded to jail until sentencing.
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Breaking: A top election official in Maricopa County, Arizona has been moved to undisclosed location after death threats from Kari Lake supporters.
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We must investigate how Hunter Biden used his father’s influence to get 2 billion from the Saudis!!! Oh. Wait. That was Javanka
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I think it's bullshit that Christian extremists get to disagree with and be against my existence as an LGBTQ person but I'm expected to respect their religious beliefs.
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Marjorie Greene: “I’m not a racist. I don’t care if you’re black, brown, Asian or normal.”
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Fox and Friends cause my mother weeks of hate mail and death threat's over her opinion on toy guns.
Wonder if Fox and Friends knows how many generations of lawyers are in my family and the record at winning Large settlements?
Hint, the record was finally broken only recently.
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The ears.. 😂
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Trump's White House blocked government websites aimed at helping Americans vote, fighting human trafficking, easing homelessness, and stopping fraud, federal records show businessinsider.com/donald-trump-w via
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Note that Paul Ryan isn't saying he opposes Trump because Trump separated migrant families or botched the pandemic response, causing hundreds of thousands of unnecessary deaths. Ryan is saying he opposes Trump "because I want to win."
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Paul Ryan on ABC on Trump: "You think he's more popular since the '20 election with the swing voter, or less? ... I'm a Never Again Trumper. Why? Because I want to win."
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Worlds tallest baby.
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