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The Real Mr. Matt ‏@MattBennett 3月28日

I had a dream last night about a prison made only for cherry tomato's called Seedlings. Analyze my dream, Twitter.

The Real Mr. Matt ‏@MattBennett 3月27日

I'm older. I'm wiser. And I've lost more teeth than anyone I know (all of them!). #blessed

Dan Ewen ‏@VaguelyFunnyDan 3月26日

That awkward moment when love lifts us up to where we belong adjacent.

The Real Mr. Matt ‏@MattBennett 3月26日

As Bob Dylan once said: "You can't always get what you want/ but if you try sometimes/ you get by with a little help from your friends"

The Real Mr. Matt ‏@MattBennett 3月25日

Everything you saw on Victorious was real. My name was Robbie Shapiro but Nickelodeon bought my life rights and I had to change my name.

The Real Mr. Matt ‏@MattBennett 3月24日

I've had to give directions to every cab driver I've had in Sydney.

The Real Mr. Matt ‏@MattBennett 3月24日

Competitive beanbag flops with @lukeandwyatt http://instagram.com/p/l6x1aHGf48/ 

The Real Mr. Matt ‏@MattBennett 3月23日

A view from the inside http://instagram.com/p/l5laSgmf7d/ 

The Real Mr. Matt ‏@MattBennett 3月23日

There are times you feel like a big fish. There are times you feel like a small fish. Tonight I was a guppy.

The Real Mr. Matt ‏@MattBennett 3月23日

Sitting in a colourful future http://instagram.com/p/l3dKDoGf3x/ 

The Real Mr. Matt ‏@MattBennett 3月22日

Me fighting the wind with a broken umbrella http://instagram.com/p/l1qkxkmfyw/ 

The Real Mr. Matt ‏@MattBennett 3月22日

There is a town in Australia called Macdonaldtown and I can't stop laughing.

The Real Mr. Matt ‏@MattBennett 3月22日

Headed to Sydney now. Keep an eye out for a well dressed hunk in a Hungry Jack's crown.

The Real Mr. Matt ‏@MattBennett 3月22日

Gold Coast looks like GTA Vice City on PS2. Graphics and all.

The Real Mr. Matt ‏@MattBennett 3月17日

I write all of my poetry in Whose Line Is It Anyway? Hoedown form.