Joy Lanzendorfer

@JoyLanzendorfer

Writer published in The Atlantic, Washington Post, Smithsonian, Tin House, The Guardian, NPR, Poetry Foundation & more. Writing novels. Blog: .

Petaluma, CA
ohjoy.org
Joined April 2010
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Mar 12

    I have an essay up on The Washington Post today. It's about how motherhood has made me a better writer. Check out "I thought having a baby would hurt my career. I was wrong."

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  2. 12 hours ago

    The shoes are having a meeting, son says.

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  3. 17 hours ago

    15 woodpiles that have been stacked into works of art

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  4. 18 hours ago

    Just saw an ad for an ad blocker...

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  5. 19 hours ago

    I think you will find When your death takes its toll All the money you made Will never buy back your soul

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    May 27

    A Norwegian Young Adult writer plants a seed. A mountain grows from it.

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  7. May 27

    in May

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  8. Retweeted
    May 26

    I have found the blurry man of my dreams on Tinder. Wives be shoppin’!

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  9. May 26

    Napa-ing

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  10. May 26

    More dogwood

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  11. May 26

    Dogwood

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  12. May 26

    Son: Here mommy, you be the police guy. Me as police guy: Standing there is illegal. I give you a ticket! Pay me $50! I give you another ticket for sitting! Husband to me: Let's have positive portrayals of our friends in society. Me: I guess so. Husband: No cynical Legos.

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  13. May 25

    Pop!

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  14. May 25

    Son: Mama? Me: Yes. Son: One day, can we go look for pearls? Me: Like in oysters? Son: Yes. Me: Sure. Son: Okay good because I like pretty jewels. Me: Okay. Son: For me. Me: Okay. Son: And one for you.

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  15. May 24

    Oooh this album is good so far.

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  16. May 24

    First Listen: Neko Case, 'Hell-On'

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  17. May 24

    "You know that silly fear about Alexa recording everything and putting it online? It just happened"

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  18. May 24

    Ugh now Morgan Freeman?

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  19. May 24

    Arrrggghhhghghgjhghhghghghghg [and other stress noises]

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  20. May 23

    In 2015, 50.8% of Congressmen were millionaires, yet only 4% of Americans are.

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  21. May 23

    Tried vanilla protein powder in a latte and ... good lord, that was a bad idea. Do not do.

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