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Eyes down (on the poor)
4 - Knock at the door...from the bailiff
9 - Give doctors unnecessary orders
88 - Two malnourished ladies
#ToryBingo
Word of the Government graciously reducing the tax on beer and bingo has reached the East End - it's a right knees up pic.twitter.com/YCw0sUV0Ye
"David, it's the phone for you; apparently Grant Shapps has tried to be clever again..." pic.twitter.com/UGkOtybzuW
The Tories think that all working class people play bingo and drink beer, and are presumably idiot peasants: pic.twitter.com/1wyyFOyBSd
The public have selected the image they'd like for the new £1 coin; what a handsome devil: pic.twitter.com/Y0ytOeJiC4
Summary of #Budget2014 - Good news for bingo loving, beer drinking pensioners. Or Conservative voters, as they're otherwise known.
George Osborne has just run into Downing Street with an abacus, yelling "I forgot to carry the one!" #Budget2014
George Osborne is delivering the Budget at 1pm; Eric Pickles is currently panic buying pasties in Greggs… #Budget2014
Jeremy Hunt asked me why CAT scans are so expensive; I had to explain they're not actually performed by cats...
Putin: "Crimea has always been part of Russia." - I just checked a map; boy is he going to feel silly: pic.twitter.com/fgxvsmY5C5
The Metropolitan Police deny that the new Downing Street security arrangements are a sign of cost-cutting: pic.twitter.com/AI7jWYZDTI
Scientists have discovered evidence that a Big Bang started the Universe; the Conservatives have blamed the last Labour Government.
A very happy St. Patrick's Day to my Irish friend Kitty O'whiskers: pic.twitter.com/gHuY8rRIXL
Just got onto David Cameron's waterbed; his side has frozen...
The 2nd most one sided contest of the day... RT @BBCBreaking: Election officials say 95.5% of Crimea voters back joining Russia.
Nigel Farage says he'll resign if UKIP don't win a seat at the general election. Odds are 6/4 on that they won't. Nice knowing you Nige.
Michael Gove: "The number of Etonians in Cameron's inner circle is ridiculous" More ridiculous than looking like Pob? pic.twitter.com/YYGKdWQAnG
The Conservative's Scottish Conference is starting today; whenever both of them show up.
In 2001 Tony Benn quit Parliament so that he could devote more time to politics. If only certain others would follow his example.
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