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14-year-old is punched unconscious at a Tube station for ‘accidentally standing on man’s foot’ http://ow.ly/u5Mgt 

Raves look significantly funnier when set to the Benny Hill theme http://ow.ly/u5Djb 

Murder mystery is solved by a parrot http://ow.ly/u5Dd0 

Bake Off star manages to silence @KTHopkins – by stuffing her mouth full of marshmallows http://ow.ly/u5CYb 

Man arrested for having sex with a goat says it’s okay because he asked permission first http://ow.ly/u5Gje 

Richard Herring (@Herring1967): I’m putting my comedy online http://ow.ly/u5CJR 

Tinie Tempah helps Sir Tom Jones out on The Voice. Has no idea what’s going on http://ow.ly/u5Css 

London’s first cat café will open tomorrow! http://ow.ly/u5Cl0 

London homes flooded with dirty water after pipe bursts on Clapham Road http://ow.ly/2EhkFI 

Sir Alex Ferguson: I owe my success to school 'beltings' http://ow.ly/2EhgGT 

Poles apart: Why do we get so riled up about flags? http://ow.ly/2EhdEd 

Murder mystery is solved by Hercule Parrot http://ow.ly/2EgKtk 

Samaritans’ silence ‘led mother to kill herself’ http://ow.ly/2EgG0a 

Man gets his sight back after 22 years of blindness. Can’t believe how beautiful his wife is http://ow.ly/u47nE 

Man bullied at school for ginger hair becomes catwalk model http://ow.ly/u47BB 

This woman inadvertently become Glasgow’s 87th best attraction http://ow.ly/u47df 

Three ad girl can't keep singing kitten she's getting a baby sister instead http://ow.ly/2Egp39 

Road to be closed for a month so hundreds of toads can cross it safely http://ow.ly/u47vN 

Parts of Britain could be covered in snow this week http://ow.ly/u47rW 

Little girl gets a very early lesson in karma (and why running into a glass door hurts) http://ow.ly/2Egjvx