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Our Boating School instructor sure seems to wind up in prison a lot. What lesson is she trying to teach us?
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Squidward is an amazing worker. He gets his duties done so quickly, he even has time to take a nap! I have so much to learn from him.
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Oh, no! I'm feeling hot and my feet can't stop moving. It appears I've finally caught Dance Fever!
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I'm working the graveyard shift, but so far, it's been pretty dead. Maybe serving Krabby Patties at the graveyard wasn't a great idea.
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Happy 2014, everyone! This year I resolve to be squarer than ever!
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I've heard the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I don't have a fence, so the grass looks fine to me.
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Patrick and I want Squidward to be a great artist so we ate all the food in his pantry. I can't wait to see what the starving artist paints!
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If Squidward were a superhero, his superpower would be clarinet playing. I've seen people offer him anything just to make it stop!
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I may not be the toughest guy around, but maybe that's okay. Sponges are supposed to be soft.
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Pearl's boyfriend broke up with her? Oh, no! We're about to be flooded by a river of tears! Everybody run for it!
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According to Squidward, he has the best taste of anyone I know!
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I wish a Merry Christmas to everyone, even the ones on Santa's "naughty" list! I'm sure you're just misunderstood :-)
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My face hurts from smiling so much! I need a sad movie to make me feel better.
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My life is divided into two parts: before I tried a Krabby Patty, and after. Are you ready to start the best part of your life? Order up!
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Mr. Krabs is talking to his money again. I suppose if I spoke Moneyese, I would too.
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I wish I could make a wish that would make everyone else's wishes come true! Too ambitious?
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I'll flip for a good spatula!
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The news didn't look too good tonight. Luckily, the olds still look great.
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I'm not afraid of the dentist. It's all that weird stuff in his hands that scares me!
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I felt bad for not serving Krabby Patties to those trilobites, but we have a strict "No Extinct Species" policy here.
@SpongeBob har inte tweetat än.
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