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  1. Enough romanticism about 'creativity': it's about work, confidence, endurance, courage & an eager appetite for suffering.

  2. Have any behavioral economists studied ppl lining up in the rain for a trendy brunch spot, adjacent to a perfectly nice (and empty) place?

  3. NYC friends: 's Dark Universe at the Hayden Planetarium is a must see. I fucking wept at this show

  4. When says we orbit “an unremarkable star” I get all local-sports-fan for a second. Like “that's my SUN you're talking about”

  5. I think the word "selfie" now indicates intent more than method. Not "I took a photo of myself," but rather "I shared a self-centered photo"

  6. Perhaps holiday air travel sucks FOR YOU. For me it is a series of conversations w/ strangers about how great the Knicks were in the 1990s

  7. You guys cut her toe. Dropped wine glass on the steps of SF city hall. She's losing blood

  8. Report concludes bulk telephone metadata collection was responsible for preventing exactly zero terrorist plots.

  9. Just ran 's "geezer" script and no, I don't feel old. I feel... antique

  10. At some point Shia stopped plagiarizing for ego & began trolling 4 lulz. Last 2 tweets by Robert McNamara and

  11. a classic “chicken & egg” problem is sriracha & eggs: who would invent it if there were no eggs, and w/o sriracha what's the point of eggs

  12. We have begun manufacturing the Mac Pro in Austin. It’s the most powerful Mac ever. Orders start tomorrow.

  13. Just tried to use Venmo for the first time. I can't imagine anybody who's ever tried Square Cash would put up with this.

  14. For douchey business jargon in 2014, saying “table stakes” is now table stakes.

  15. One of the most spectacular strikes we have ever seen. Near the South Rim .

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