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    You have serious romantic feelings and you're also horny:

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  2. 13h

    If you like sex but hate mornings, you'll love this vibrator alarm clock.

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  3. 13h

    Love so real it's terrifying:

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  4. 14h

    12 funny tweets to read during the brief, fleeting period between government shutdowns.

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  5. 14h

    How no woman should ever respond to a friendly text from a guy.

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  6. 14h

    Offend a hipster:

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  7. 15h

    Halloween pop-up stores make so many of the same typos, it's almost spoopy.

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  8. 15h

    Because your Facebook newsfeed is clogged with pictures of children:

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  9. 15h

    if your child self and adult self could chat about Halloween.

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  10. 16h

    A dad has been taking pretty funny selfies with his newborn baby.

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  11. 16h

    How to avoid embarrassment after your post-Halloween walk of shame:

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  12. 17h

    This baby refusing to eat her peas is the defining metaphor of the Tea Party during the shutdown.

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  13. 17h

    Free candy is a great reason to have children:

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  14. 18h

    An entire relationship from start to finish in just 5 minutes.

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  15. 18h

    Don't everyone rush to the national parks all at once:

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  16. 19h

    How no woman should ever respond to a friendly text from a guy.

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  17. 19h

    How Miley Cyrus changed Halloween:

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  18. 19h

    I'm reassured by the knowledge that even though we're related, we don't share any traits:

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  19. 19h

    A guy was pissing off his roommates by never washing his dishes. So they came up with this ingenious plan.

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  20. 20h

    5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today - October 17, 2013. via

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