For the past 13 years, South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have prided themselves on being able to turn episodes around in exactly six days, and deliver them to Comedy Central just hours before they're set to air. Read on Gawker 10/16/13 6:41pm Today 6:41pm

America's director Oliver Stone will be tackling another piece of our nation's socio-political history, this time via the Steven Spielberg-produced Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. biopic. Read… 10/16/13 3:45pm Today 3:45pm

Lost's Damon Lindelof, one of the most prolific showrunners on social media today, has deactivated his Twitter account—apparently after the detractors got to be too much. Internet trolls? You don't say. Read… 10/16/13 3:26pm Today 3:26pm

Undergoing intense physical training for a grueling stunt-heavy role is nothing new: Jennifer Lawrence trained for months for The Hunger Games, the Mission: Impossible stars underwent three hours a day of physical defense training, even Joseph Gordon-Levitt couldn't just rest on his bike riding laurels. The latest… Read… 10/16/13 1:48pm Today 1:48pm

Yahoo! Movies just released the red-band trailer for Focus Feature's That Awkward Moment, and fake penises aside, the movie looks pretty hilarious. Read… 10/15/13 7:40pm Yesterday 7:40pm

Kate Hudson is changing the world one pair of leggings at a time. With the breathy awe usually reserved for life-changing charity startups, Hudson waxes poetic about her stretchy offerings. Discuss… 10/15/13 6:44pm Yesterday 6:44pm

Former journalist turned internet troll masquerading as a "film critic" Jeffrey Wells does not play nice on the internet. His latest target? Mentally disabled people. Read… 10/15/13 6:24pm Yesterday 6:24pm

@BretEastonEllis Do you think Alice Munro is overrated because you never see her at one of John Casablanca's ecstasy parties.

— Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) October 15, 2013

Discuss… 10/15/13 3:38pm Yesterday 3:38pm

Human jelly beans and BFFS Teenz and Ames will be hosting the Golden Globes again, hurrah!; Kelso is the richest man on your 62"; Michael Fassbender and little Michael Fassbender will not be campaigning for an Oscar this year; Aaron Paul has turned Bitch! into a song. Read… 10/15/13 3:36pm Yesterday 3:36pm

Hollywood's favorite M&M's-addicted bully is the reason we can't have nice things. Or at least why the Sundance Film Festival can no longer have nice things, and instead has to have Paris Hilton, paparazzi, and worst of all, Hollywood. Read… 10/14/13 3:42pm Monday 3:42pm

Go ahead and add "Breaking Bad superfan" to the list of things you and Sir Anthony Hopkins have in common. Read on Gawker 10/14/13 3:24pm Monday 3:24pm

It costs $326,260 to air a 30-second commercial on The Big Bang Theory. Breaking it down further, that is $10,875.33 a second. To put that in perspective, the average American makes $52,100 a year, which is $25.04 an hour, 41 cents a minute, and less than a cent per second. The Big Bang Theory makes almost 2 million… Read… 10/14/13 2:51pm Monday 2:51pm

London's mayor Boris Johnson thinks Harry Potter and Cho Chang's interracial romance signals the bright future of China and the UK's relationship. He also called Cho an overseas student, but if you watched the movies Boris, you'd know she's just from the UK too. Discuss… 10/14/13 12:58pm Monday 12:58pm

Madonna gets banned from a movie theater for poor use of insults; Charlie Hunnam drops out of 50 Shades of Grey because no reason, definitely not cold feet or anything; Bill Murray won't be able to come to your parties for a few weeks—he's got a REAL job to do—and Edward Norton will be trying to save a show that should … Read… 10/14/13 12:47pm Monday 12:47pm

Fox, showing a commitment to both casual racism and subpar attempts at humor, has ordered six more episodes of Dads. Seth Green and Giovanni Ribisi will continue to play caricatures of Seth Green and Giovanni Ribisi trapped in awful roles. Discuss… 10/11/13 6:10pm Friday 6:10pm

Trouble With The Curve, Warner Brother's box office smash that turned then-unknown Justin Timberlake a household name (just kidding, it sucked), has come into some legal hot water: namely, over who should actually get credit for the film. Read… 10/11/13 4:45pm Friday 4:45pm

Not content with objectifying just her own nipples, here is a photo of Lena Dunham milking a cow on the streets of New York. Read… 10/10/13 6:51pm 10/10/13 6:51pm

With its 9 Emmy nominations and 3 wins, Netflix's House of Cards didn't just shatter the fourth wall, it shattered records for online content as well. But is it going to call its own government shutdown after just two seasons? Read… 10/10/13 3:49pm 10/10/13 3:49pm

A newly christened partnership between Twitter and Comcast makes you wonder two things: how many people are going to read a tweet about a TV show and immediately drop what they're doing to watch that show? And how will this make anyone money? Read… 10/09/13 6:50pm 10/09/13 6:50pm

Between slamming her Grey's Anatomy writers, being fired by her publicists, and recent unsurprising reports of insane behavior towards cast and crew on her films, it's no secret that Katherine Heigl is hard to work with. But did she bully The Hollywood Reporter into dropping a mention of her in an interview with Shonda … Read… 10/09/13 5:25pm 10/09/13 5:25pm

It used to be that a plodding spot on the celebrity B-list meant endorsements, sad roles, maybe a reality TV gig, or a doomed restaurant—now, of course, the best way to flaunt your former glory is with a superfluous tech company. Read on Valleywag 10/09/13 1:42pm 10/09/13 1:42pm