Tweets

  1. "I spent about a year looking at toasters on Amazon." is a sentence someone wrote on the internet.

  2. children are my favorite because they walk right up to the ed rushca, put their hands directly on it, n call it dumb

  3. stressful when couples decide they dont like middle seats on planes. and then i book the middle seat. and now im sitting next to your girl.

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