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  2. 25 Sep

    "Let's build twitter on top of Java," they said. "Its a code more powerful than we ever imagined." "OK," I said. "Let's do this"

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  3. 25 Sep

    Today I learned: America has a Cup and it is a rich person race where the only vehicle that is allowed is a flying boat!!

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  4. 24 Sep

    You know what's weird (maybe not so weird)? 's pre-Buzzfeed bot tweets were better. Like Dan Harmon running Community better.

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  5. 24 Sep

    I wonder if all the lil' Turings who "knew for sure" that was a dude knew it before October 2011 (when it was a bot)

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  6. 23 Sep

    The food industry has been lying to us for years: tofu has nothing to do with soybeans. It is a little known and particularly bland cheese.

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  7. 23 Sep

    "When I hear the word 'framework', that's when I reach for my revolver."

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  8. 23 Sep

    China just bought 1 out of every 20 acres of Ukrainian soil. That's right, 5% of the country.

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  9. 23 Sep

    On sale tomorrow: a new digital short telling the tale of a young Mr. 's arrival in San Francisco… in 1969.

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  10. 22 Sep

    Last episode of is titled "Felina." Fe (Iron) Li (Lithium) Na (Sodium), Or, Blood, Meth & Tears. Also an anagram for "finale"

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  11. 19 Jul

    Back in my day if we wanted our photos to have that cool vintage look we had to wait for time to alienate us from the people we used to be.

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  12. 22 Sep

    "Of course I'm making a podcast app." —

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  13. 22 Sep

    has not disappointed. so many scrappy, passionate independents showing us how it's done, be it in games, film, music, words...

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  14. 20 Sep

    PEANUTS Ingredients: peanuts* *may contain nuts

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  15. 19 Sep

    Meet the 12 year old Chinese gangster responsible for funding Steven Soderbergh's new film

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  16. 19 Sep

    Today a team of badasses I'm proud to call friends launched , a new game studio. I want to play with whatever they make, forever.

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  17. 18 Sep

    hakuna matata

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  18. 18 Sep

    i'm here to kick ass and hand out action items.... and i'm all out of action items

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  19. 17 Sep

    “For you, anything” She replied.

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  20. 17 Sep

    She was a pretty dame, but her face screamed skeumorphism. A noselike nose, her eyes like two eyes staring at me. FLATTEN YOURSELF, I yelled

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